I'm Andy. I grew up in Westford. Ah, Westford, so much to answer for...
I'm a cynical mook with a heart of gold, a guy who loves music and stockpiles CDs, who once packed five of his friends in his old VW Jetta and drove twelve hours to see Pearl Jam in Buffalo. I get sinus infections a lot. I've done some local acting and directing and I write songs. My favorite bands ever are: Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Pearl Jam, Guster, The Dresden Dolls, The Smiths, Placebo, Oasis, Eve 6, and the Smashing Pumpkins. I met Billy Corgan once and we got to talking about baseball and I completely forgot to thank him for Siamese Dream, which got me through high school. I'm kind of in love with Natalie Portman. I think Doctor Who is the greatest show ever made. I'm half-human on my mother's side. I'm afraid you're just too darn loud. I am a man of constant sorrow. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. I'm starting to seriously doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
I may, very well, have the sweetest job in the history of the world. Thanks for it.