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Hardy
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Here are some listener submitted "facts" about me:
-Like Chuck Norris, my tears cure cancer, but unfortunately, niether I or Norris cry.
-I am an excellent golfer. I go where eagles dare.
-I like to cut to the chase.
-I could have broken your back..but I was professional.
- Once, while making flapjacks, I cured leukemia. Mistaking the antidote for syrup, I ate it and it's been lost forever.
- Leslie from Ayer is the one who dubbed me "House", that's the awful 'Nanny' voice in the promo.
- I taught Wladek "Killer" Kowalski his devastating brain claw hold, and to this day I am the only man ever to have escaped its clutches with my frontal lobe intact.
- I am in the process of legally changing my name to "Hahdy"
- I have a dog named Lyle
- I f&#*@ing hate balloon animals.
- Batman's secret identity is Bruce Wayne and Bruce Wayne's secret identity is me.
- "I put a baby in you, because you kept talkin about going to college"
- I won't let people become Henchmen if they called in to tell me about "The Impossible Quiz" on addictinggames.com.
- I Fled Albuquerque, N.M. with a rap sheet as long as a pony's tail, with charges including pancake huffing, ghost blowing, bigfoot fakery, mocking the Amish, night frisbee, goat crimping, gnome de-boning, and illegal laugh syphoning.
- I SUCCESSFULLY convinced Jonathan Papelbon, The City of Boston, and all of Red Sox nation to change Papelbon’s entrance music from “Wild Thing” to I’m Shipping Up to Boston
- I like to make songs sound like other songs...kind of like THIS ONE...
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- I am creating a political machine that will control every sports related song shy of the Monday Night Football theme by 2012.
- I actually think I am cool. Really. I'm not joking...
- "Hardy likes to do things. Seriously he does. He loves sticking his 'beep' in the mashed potatoes...seriously he does."
- I would rather slam my pecker in the car door 600 times than listen to Guided by Voices...or Sonic Youth.
- I have multiple minions throughout Boston that won't hesitate to shoot you, should you challenge me.
- Don't tell Robby, but I'm the one who trashed the Rt. 1 Mini Golf dinosaur.
- I was Magnús Ver Magnússon's (of World's Strongest Man fame) longtime companion and personal trainer. I am also credited with introducing the "Car Carry" (Standing inside a roof-less car, competitors must carry the car for the maximum distance) and still hold the record in the category.
- I unsuccessfully campaigned to have the Patriots official Touchdown song changed to "Jungle Boogie."
- I am responsible for the world wide obsession with a 15 year old in Attleboro, Mass. and his nightly dining habits.
- On days when I wear a hat to work, I turn it around backwards when speaking into the microphone.
- I am the creator of the "Sol Rosenburg Remix" of the Nine Inch Nails song "Hurt."
- Along with Mark Hamilton, I warmed up the morning airwaves for the Ill-fated David Lee Roth show.
- Hardy is an extremist leader of a radical group fighting for tap water to be changed to tap mountain dew
- Hardy hates college kids, with all their hopes and dreams.
- I am credited with reforming British mathematics by bringing rigour into it.
- Instead of doing my own work, I'd much rather have my listeners type it up for me. It's even better when the listeners worship me by giving me free blueberry coffees while they're wearing hats backwards.
- I can out-eat Takeru Kobayashi, run circles around gold medalist Michael Johnson, and drink Bill "The Fox" Foster of the Man Show fame under the table.
- Along with Robby Roadsteamer I like to find ways to give out swag and torment Adam 12.
- Bored by life in my mid twenties, I became a professional shark wrestler in Brazil. I was later kicked out from the shark rodeo circuit for refusing to wear the cowardly chainmail suit.
- I sometimes like to walk along the beach while Robby Roadsteamer serenades me with his lovely tunes.
- I was elected to the Queensland Legislative Assembly as member for the Gold Coast based seat of Gaven at the Beattie Labor Government's 2001 state election. I returned at the 2004 state election with a smaller margin of victory. In February 2006, my extended absences from my electorate, owing to the fact the my wife and daughter live in Thailand, were widely publicised. Additionally, it was revealed that I took three months off to have a knee reconstruction in Thailand. Beattie, my party leader, and I drew strong criticism for this decision. I was dubbed the 'Invisible Man' by constituents and the 'Member for Thailand' by opposition parties.
- Oh, and my wife’s birthday is November 11th. If you happen to be listening that day and you don’t remind me, I’ll have you killed.
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