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Every week, The guys from The Toucher & Rich Show are going to make up a new category for "The List". They will then discuss what should be on "The List" and take input from fellow T.A.R.D.s, such as yourself! So make sure to tune in to Toucher & Rich from 3 - 7PM on WBCN to hear what the topic is for this week's list!
Thursday March 20th / Top Ten Celebrities That Look Like Pedophiles
1. Steve Forbes
2. Steve Buscemi
3. Wayne Knight
4. Michael Stipe
5. Stephen King
6. Phillop Seymour Hoffman
7. Chris Eliot
8. Wilson from Home Improvement
9. Kevin Smith
10. Hugh Hefner
Wednesday January 23rd | Top Ten Unnecessary Members in Bands
1. The Funky Bunch
2. John Stamos in the Beach Boys
3. Oates from Halls and Oates
4. Danny Boy from House of Pain
5. Dancer from The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
6. Professor Grif from Public Enemy
7. Anyone but Trent Rezor in Nine Inches Nails
8. Dave Kushner from Velvet Revolver
9. Peter Lawford from the Rat Pack
10. Larry LaLonds from Primus
Wednesday December 5th | Traits That You Don't Want In A Guy Who Is Going To Sit Next To You
1. Hey let me tell you my life story guy
2. Close talker guy
3. Keno Guy
4. Fantasy sports stats guy
5. Guy who claps after every play
6. “That’s my seat” guy
7. I just put “20 dollars worth of crappy songs in the jukebox” guy
8. I just got divorced guy
9. Fake diamond earring guy
10. Guy who laughs at commercials
Wednesday November 28th | Things That No Matter What, Makes You Laugh
1. Farts
2. Anything that Trey Parker and Matt Stone Do
3. First Chili Guy
4. The First Adam Sandler
5. Old Men Who Don’t Care Anymore
6. Will Ferrell’s Impression of Harry Carrey
7. Athlete Musician’s
8. Carl From Aqua Teen Hunger Force
9. Animals Having Sex
10. The Naked Gun
Tuesday November 20th | Guys That Look Like Lesbians
1. Steve Perry
2. Barry Manilow
3. Clay Aiken
4. Drew Carrey
5. Pen Gillette
6. David Guest
7. Jon Bon Jovi
8. Rod Stewart
9. Steve Tyler
10. David Lee Roth
Wednesday November 14th | Bands With The Nerdiest Lyrics
1. Rush
2. Incubus
3. Styx
4. Meatloaf
5. Megadeth
6. Live
7. Moody Blues
8. Iron Maiden
9. Wolfmother
10. Disturbed
Wednesday November 7th | Things That No Heterosexual Male Should Like
1. Having sex with a dude
2. Zack Braff
3. The word “Fabulous”
4. Mantown
5. Women’s Basketball
6. The Movie “Grease”
7. Scientology
8. New Volkswagon Bugs
9. Throwing a party to watch a TV show other than the Super Bowl
10. John Mayer
Wednesday October 31st | Chicks Who Look Like Dudes
1. All Lesbian Comedians or Political Candidates
2. Janet Reno
3. Chyna
4. Grace Jones
5. Shirley DuVall
6. Bea Arthur
7. Ann Coulter
8. Alice from The Brady Brunch
9. Jane Kaczmarek
10. Brooke Hogan
Wednesday October 10th | Annoying Side Characters on TV
1. Bleeding Gums Murphy from “The Simpsons”
2. Kathy Gordon from “Diff’rent Strokes”
3. The Great Gazoo from “The Flintstones”
4. Ben Vareen from “Webster”
5. Richard Lewis from “Curb Your Enthusiasm”
6. Stephan Urkle from “Family Matters”
7. Eddie from “Growing Pains”
8. Kimmy Gibler from “Full House”
9. King of Cartoons from “Pee Wee’s Playhouse”
10. May from “Saved by the Bell”
Wednesday October 3rd | Great Bands with Bad Songs
1. Mick Jagger / David Bowie – Dancin’ in the Streets
2. Van Halen – Dancing in the Streets
3. Led Zeppelin – Kashmir
4. Metelica – Unforgiven 2
5. Aerosmith – Jaded
6. Beastie Boys – Girls
7. Peal Jam – Last Kiss
8. Def Leppard – Let’s get Rocked
9. Rush – Roll The Bones
10. Dropkick Murphy’s – Tessie
Wednesday September 26th | Poor Mans...
1. Jimmy Fallon is a poor man’s Adam Sandler
2. Heroes is a poor man’s X-men
3. The sock is a poor man’s vagina
4. Eli Manning is a poor man’s Peyton Manning
5. Jack Black is a poor man’s Chris Farley
6. Styx is a poor man’s Journey
7. Iron Eagle is a poor man’s Top Gun
8. Godsmack is a poor man’s Alice in Chains
9. Tony Bennett is a poor man’s Frank Sinatra
10. Carmen Electra is a poor man’s Pam Anderson
11. Genesis is a poor man’s Nintendo
Wednesday August 8th | Top Ten Pricks
1. Barry Bonds
2. Kevin Smith
3. Al Sharpton
4. Axl Rose
5. Screech
6. Scott Stapp
7. Chevy Chase
8. That prick up at ZLX that moved Cha Chi’s Show
9. Scott Weiland
10. Michael Moore
Wednesday August 1st | Top Ten Lies To Get You Laid
1. I’m the guitarist / drummer for (insert well know but faceless band).
2. Give number on a fake ATM receipt.
3. I’m leaving town.
4. I’m A Hockey Player.
5. I have a girlfriend.
6. Fake “casting agent” card.
7. I love you.
8. My Fiancé just died.
9. Fake an English accent.
10. I was on the “Real World.”
Wednesday July 25th | Top Ten Unhealthiest Looking Celebrities
1. Kirk Douglas
2. Larry Flynt
3. Anthony from Opie and Anthony
4. Mick Mars and Ace Frehley
5. Nicole Richie
6. Senator Robert Byrd
7. Roger Ebert
8. Rosie O’Donnell
9. Gunner
10. Liza Minnelli
Wednesday July 18th | Top Ten Things To Call BS On
1. Fenway being anything but a piece of Crap
2. Pot being a gateway drug
3. Guys getting Venereal Diseases
4. The Grammy’s
5. Title 9
6. Beer being sold at more stores will increase crime
7. Recycling
8. Al Sharpton
9. Special Edition DVD’s
10. Violence in video games causing violence in children
Wednesday July 11th | Top Ten Best Drunks
1. Andre The Giant
2. Mini-Me
3. Dylan Thomas
4. David Hasselhoff
5. Crash
6. Shane Mcgowan
7. John Daly
8. Wade Boggs
9. Soda Popinski From Mike Tyson’s Punch Out
10. Ted Kennedy
Wednesday June 20th | Top Ten Worst Movie Sequels
1. Blues Brothers 2000
2. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menaces
3. Halloween 3: The Season of the Witch
4. Supergirl
5. Major League 2
6. Analyze That
7. Batman and Robin
8. Ocean’s 12
9. Caddyshack 2
10. Teen Wolf: Too
Wednesday June 13th | Top Ten Least Funny Comedians
1. All Female Comedians
2. Jim Belushi
3. Jimmy Fallon
4. Carlos Mencia
5. Robin Williams
6. Everyone on the Blue Collar Tour but Ron White
7. Jay Leno
8. Paul Reiser
9. Gallagher
10. Dan Aykroyd
Wednesday June 6th | Top Ten Worst Band Names
1. Tuff
2. Disturbed
3. Trapt
4. Enuff Z’ Nuff
5. Band who’s name are a complete sentence: i.e Save the Day
6. Trixter 7. Nickelback
8. Megadeth
9. The Beatles
10. Godsmack
Wednesday May 30th | Top Ten Fugliest Rock Stars
1. Ronnie James Dio
2. Edgar Winter
3. Josey Scott
4. Rick Ocasek
5. Chad Kroger
6. Geddy Lee
7. Drummer for Kid Rock
8. Mike D
9. Michael Stipe
10. Maynard James Keenan
Wednesday May 23rd | Top Ten Death Scenes
1. Dennis Hopper tells Christopher Walken to F himself before being shot in the face in “True Romance.”
2. Deniro goes crazy with the Baseball Bat in “The Untouchables.”
3. Marvin gets shot in the face in “Pulp Fiction.”
4. Rambo shoots a dude with explosives tipped arrow in “Rambo.”
5. Hooker death in “Very Bad Things.”
6. Guy with sword gets shot in “Indiana Jones.”
7. Sonny gets ridden with bullets at the tollbooth in “The Godfather.”
8. Joe Pesci gets it in the noggin in “Goodfellas.”
9. Gremlin in the microwave in “Gremlins.”
10. Guy falls in nuclear waste then gets run over then turning into an exploding meat bag in “Robocop.”
Wednesday May 16th | Top Ten Red Flags To Let You Know That A Girl Is A Psycho
1. Any piece of clothing that’s says princess, hottie, Goddess or Juicy.
2. Anything hanging from their rear view mirror.
3. Tiny Dog
4. Wearing Patchouli
5. Dancing before she’s even in the club.
6. Believes in New Age stuff.
7. Idolizes Paris Hilton.
8. Name on Jewelry.
9. Has a Dave Matthews or Phish sticker on their car.
10. More than 3 earrings on ear.
Wednesday May 9th | Top Ten Shows That Are Good But Suck When They Focus On A Certain Character
1. The Simpsons: Lisa
2. SNL: Finess Mitchell, Nora Dunn, Greg Kroeger, Julia Swenny, Tina Fey, Jimmy Fallion.
3. The Sopranos: Janice or Melfi
4. Cheers: Shelly Lon
5. Brady Bunch: Cindy or Bobby
6. 90210: Andrea
7. Dateline: Anyone but Chris Hanson
8. Friends: Ross
9. The Office: Jim and Pam
10. Lost: Anyone of the tail end of the plane other than Mr. Echo.
Wednesday May 2nd | Top Ten Signs of A Douchebag
1. Shell Necklace
2. White Guy with Dreads
3. Barbed Wire Tattoo
4. Cut-up T-Shirts in the Gym
5. Frosted Hair
6. Neon on Car
7. Chinese Tattoo
8. Pop the Collar on Polo
9. If you show Abs on Myspace
10. Fat White Guy with an Afro
Wednesday April 25th | Movies You've Seen As A Kid That Make You Want to Drink or Do Drugs
1. Fast Times At Ridgemont High
2. Goodfellas
3. Dazed and Confused
4. Cheech & Chong Movies
5. Strange Brew
6. Breakfast Club
7. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
8. Young Guns
9. Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
10. Kids
Wednesday April 18th | Woman You Were Most Disappointed With When You Saw Them Naked
1. Britney Spears
2. Tara Reid
3. Jennifer Anniston
4. Janet Jackson
5. Drew Barrymore
6. Kim Basinger
7. Cindy Crawford
8. Natalie Portman
9. Jerry Springer Strippers
10. Anne Hathaway |
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